Lolcats

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

I’m so happy I saw this

videohall:

Playing with a platypus.

> I just realized my mind has still not really come to terms with the existence of the Platypus.

videohall:

Bird asks humans for water; took these fools a while

> It must be a pain in the as* to have to look up at the sky in order to swallow.

> “Open the cap you d*cks!”

videohall:

My friend found an owl in his house when he got home and became the Owl Whisperer.

> That look. ಠ\/ಠ

NSFW for “fowl” language. (I had to use the pun, sorry.)

videohall:

Just a bunny inhaling raspberries.

videohall:

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

I think I just had cuteness overload

I think I just had cuteness overload

videohall:

Just goats having fun balancing on a flexible steel ribbon

> I just wanted the big goat to get on it so bad by the end.

> I really wish the video had the audio.

I just imagine a bunch of bah’ing punctuated by the ‘BOING’ of the steel.

> Goats are becoming the new Dog and Cat. Can only imagine walking into someones house, then getting blasted in the nads by their house goat.

> I could watch hours of this, you should put up a live streaming website of just this.

> Kids these days

> The game King of the Hill must be programmed deep into goat instincts.

As a kid, I had a neighbor with a pet goat. If you stood on top of anything it would try to ram you off and get on top of the thing.